I took copious notes. Here are the most important things I learned:
- Videos featuring the "miracle of life" miraculously suck the life out of me.
- Women featured in these videos have not discovered the "miracle of hair maintenance"
- It is impossible not to want to know the stories behind all of the other couples in the class.
- The class will calm your fears one minute, then induce a panic attack the next.
- Most women poop during labor and delivery.
- There's a doctor in Findlay, Ohio, that reminds me of Will Forte.
- Parents, with their doctor's permission, have videotaped the events that unfold in the Maternity Ward.
- Sadly, this videotaping is not limited to the birth. Some folks have recorded the circumcision. What the what?
- Seriously, though...people have recorded their child's circumcision. On purpose.
