I think unborn children should have to read What to Expect When You're Expected. They'd probably be more prepared for birth.

Chapter One: Head first!

Chapter Two: Face down.

Chapter Three: Bundle up...it's cold out there. Also, don't forget the eye stuff in case your mom has gonhorrea!

Chapter Four: Circumcisions and you...what your buddies won't tell you.

Chapter Five: Boobs....it's what's for dinner.



I mean, this would be a good read, yes?